Here is the book unfolded:
And here is the book after it is all folded up:
If you would like to see photos of all of the pages, you can go to my gallery on Splitcoast Stampers by clicking HERE.
Have a good Tuesday!
I know financial problems aren't funny, but laughter is good for the soul.
CEO -- Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO -- Corporate Fraud Officer.
BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor
to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance,
the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants
as the market keeps crashing.
BROKER -- What my broker has made me.
STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.
STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split
your assets equally between themselves.
FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.
CASH FLOW -- The movement your money makes as it disappears
down the toilet.
YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for
$240 per share.
WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought
Yahoo @ $240 per share.