Sunday, August 17, 2008

Real Headlines

My friend Pat B. emailed these headlines to me. I'm not sure how "real" they are, but it sure gave me a laugh to read them. Enjoy!



Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says


No, really?


Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Now that's taking things a bit far!


Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

What a guy!


Miners Refuse to Work after Death

No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!


Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

See if that works any better than a fair trial!


War Dims Hope for Peace

I can see where it might have that effect!


If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Ya think?!


Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Who would have thought!


Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide


They may be on to something!


Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!



Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge


He probably IS the battery charge


New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Weren't they fat enough?!


Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

That's what he gets for eating those beans!


Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Do they taste like chicken?


Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half


Chainsaw Massacre all over again!


Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors


Boy, are they tall!


And the winner is....


Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?




1 comment:

LadyDoc said...

Those are GOOD!!!!